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The time Starlight pooped on my head!!!

Friday, April 20th, 2018

By Audrey with Starlight

One day I was in Ms. Siskin’s old classroom and a chicken named, Starlight sat on my head.  The chicken was not really doing anything but her butt was getting warm. I didn’t think it meant anything and then I heard a plop. I knew something bad had happened. Poop on my head!

I stayed calm and went to the sink and washed it off.

Barbara, the lady who keeps the chickens said she was proud of me for not screaming and going crazy. I put on my hoodie and sat Starlight back on my head.

Barbara said that she always thought I was a cute kid but ever since Starlight pooped on my head she likes me even more because I am brave and calm. 

THE END–this probably wasn’t the longest story but at least I told you a bird pooped on my head and you probably laughed. Well it is the end so THE END!


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